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instead of milk and cookies santa finds a salad, water and a workout video

"When I was young, my mother and father would have us put out milk and cookies, and 9 carrots for Santa's reindeer team.  Sometimes we would leave Christmas wishes on the table too.  Letters to Santa, takes it all to the next level. Jolly Old Saint Nick appears as morbidly obese in most depictions and probably could stand to lose a bit of weight. Why wouldn't someone give him a good-natured nudge in the right direction?"-Jake

Instead of the milk and cookies for Santa, he finds a salad, a bottle of water and a work out video, Beach Body Fitness, along with the  nine carrots for the reindeer team, including Rudolf. Well intentioned Richard thinks Santa could lose a few pounds.

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